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APPLE CUP: Give us your best joke!

Welcome to Apple Cup week here at CougCenter! We'll have more football content than usual throughout the week, but befitting a pair of teams that have become the laughingstock of college football, it seemed only appropriate that we would kick it off with a post about ... jokes.

So, hit us with your best clean University of Washington humor. Here's how we'd like it to work:

  1. If you've got a run-of-the-mill joke that's good for a chuckle -- you know, the kind that would work when you insert any school -- post it in the comments of this post.
  2. But, if you've got a good one that you think deserves special recognition, put it in a FanPost. If it passes the CougCenter sniff test, it'll get promoted to the front page, right next to our stuff, where it belongs. (Yes, we have that kind of power around here!) If you're not familiar with how to put up a FanPost, it's easy -- just click on the "New FanPost" link under the CougCenter logo.

By the way, deciding which jokes get promoted will also require a little bit of participatory democracy on your part. If you like a joke, give it a "Rec" at the end of the post. The joke that gets the most recs will get a little special CougCenter recognition at the end of the week. (By the way, you can "Rec" any post. Just a thought.)

To kick us off, here's my best offering. I like it because it's kind of like me -- quasi-original and funny ... but only mildly so.

Did you hear that new UW AD Scott Woodward wants to replace the field turf at Husky Stadium with cardboard?

It's true. Apparently the Huskies always look better on paper.

That's my best shot. I know you can do better. So let us have it.

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Marry a husky?

A woman goes to the doctor for a routine exam and at the end, the doctor tells her he has some bad news – she has a terminal illness and has just six months to live.

Upset, the woman ask the doctor what she should do. The doctor, being compassionate and knowing that she wasn’t married tells her that if he were her, he’d go and marry a UW Husky.

“Marry a Husky?” she asked, “Why, will that make me live longer?”

“No,” the doctor replied, “but, it will seem longer.”

by CougarsRock on Nov 17, 2008 3:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

White Powder

The other day the UW football team was forced to evacuate their stadium. They had discovered white powder in the form of a line that they didn’t recognize. After the team was safely off the field they sent in the specialists to investigate. A few hours later they discovered what it was…

It was the Goal line..

by GoCougs on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Anyone who has been on cougfan lately has seen more than they’d like of that joke…

by jj_fekl on Nov 18, 2008 12:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Library?

A Wazzu student visiting the UW campus was looking for the library, but couldn’t find it.

He spotted a man approaching in a tweed jacket and bifocals carrying a stack of papers and decided to ask for help. The student asked the man, “Excuse me, sir, are you a professor?” To which the man replied that he was.

“Oh great,” said the student, “Could you tell me where the library’s at?”

The professor replied in a snooty tone with his nose turned up, “Here at the University of Waaashington, we don’t end our sentences in prepositions.”

So the student stopped and thought for a moment, then said, “I’m sorry, how rude of me. What I meant to say was, ‘could you tell me where the library’s at, A$$HOLE?’”

by nusspix on Nov 18, 2008 5:29 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Ah, yes

See, that one is a little generic, but seems especially appropriate in this rivalry.

by Jeff Nusser on Nov 19, 2008 8:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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