As you read this, I'm on my way over the pass for the game of the century Apple Cup.

The reason I tell you this is because I'll be tailgating before and after the game in the RV lot by Beasley Coliseum. If you would like the "privilege" of meeting the "legend" behind the words -- or, if you'd just like to see with your own two eyes who it is you've been making fun of these past few months -- shoot me an e-mail and I'll send back my cell number. You can call or text and I'll let you know where we're at. I'd love to put faces with some of your names.

Oh, and if you're curious, that picture was taken at My Office after the hoops win in Pullman last year. Good times.