Who the bleep is going to play defensive line this week?
Toby Turpin has been suspended for the remainder of the year. Dan Spitz has a concussion. Bernard Wolfgramm has a bad back. Jesse Feagin has a broken hand.
To help out, offensive lineman Michael Pfeiff has switched over to defensive tackle for the week. Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.
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I have a question
What in the hell did he do to warrant a two game suspension? Stripling was ARRESTED and got a one quarter suspension. Turpin must’ve done something bad.
by cougfan on Nov 17, 2009 8:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
3 strikes your out?
The Stripling things sounds like a wrong place at the wrong time kinda’ thing. He’s a senior and has 2 games in a totally lost season. An easy player to make yet another example.
Turpin has been in and out of “trouble”. Maybe not this kind of trouble but maybe he ran out of chances.
This stuff is amazing. You just can’t make it up.
by BornCoug on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing good happens at Mike's past 1 AM
I’ve seen it when I was there and it’s still the same. He shouldn’t have even been there in the first place.
This really isn’t good at all but it is pretty damn comical at this point.
Also, basketball season!
by cougfan on Nov 17, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Some of my best missing memories are from Mike's past 1AM
Or Stubblefields. Or the Blind Squirrel. Or whatever the hell they’re calling it this semester.
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Nov 18, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And to answer your question
We’re gonna run a 1-5-5. All you need on the line is Long.
by cougfan on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't be possible to get any LESS pressure with that alignment ...
by Nuss on Nov 17, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At this point we need to think outside the box
Throw 11 guys on the field and run a chinese firedrill. I don’t care what 11 they are. They can be 11 DB’s for all I care. Run around like idiots presnap and then BOOM rush 3, 4, 5, or 6 from anywhere on the field.
by cougfan on Nov 17, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for making multiple cliches into something awesome.
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Dancing Football on Nov 17, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if
we have an “outside the box” staff that could pull it off. Doba is still in the payroll. This was something he was really good at.
by BornCoug on Nov 17, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
Might get people watching again, at least. And it’s not like the result could be any worse than what we’re currently seeing…
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Nov 18, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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