The Official Thread for Unwarranted Husky/Cougar Bashing
by Dancing Football on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 AM PST
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It's Apple Cup week!
In preparation for yet another meaningful battle between these two proud football programs, I present to you the place for bad jokes, baseless speculation, and what would normally be categorized as "stupid" comments.
Things that are NOT ALLOWED in this thread:
1. Meaningful arguments
2. Evidence to back up your assertions (unless anecdotal or assumptive)
3. Compliments to the other side
4. Homophobic or racist slurs
Everything else is fair game! This thread will be the place where you can finally let loose and say all those fun things that Nuss never lets you say!
Go Cougs! Huck the Fuskies!
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If anyone knows how to use photoshop
please make this picture funny
by spencer peaty on Nov 23, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Doable. The fact it's his mom is pretty damn funny.
Aaaaand, more questionable man-love
by cougfan on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The man loves his parents
No shame in that, right?
by Nuss on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wait
isn’t that a violation of rule #1 nuss?
how about ‘like father like son- 0-1 in AC in which he played.’
If you can't Go Cougs... don't go.
by hollyweirdcoug on Nov 23, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Photoshop is absolutley unnecesary
to make that picture funny
by jj_fekl on Nov 23, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your right, I didn't know it was his mom
by spencer peaty on Nov 23, 2009 5:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone needs to rec this post
Because it needs to sit at the top of our fanposts all week. Do it!
by Nuss on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Here are some of my favorites-
Q: What do you get if you drive by the UW campus real slow?
A: A degree.
Q: Why do UW students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A Cougar and a Husky get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither alumnus is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Cougar sees the Husky’s logo shirt and says, “So you’re a Husky, I’m a Cougar. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign that we should be friends, put our rivalries aside, and live in peace the rest of our days.” The Husky replies, “I agree with you completely.” The Cougar continues, “And look at this. Here’s another sign. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Jack Daniels didn’t break! Surely we should drink this and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the Husky. The Husky agrees, takes a several big swigs and hands the bottle back to the Cougar Alum. The Coug takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Husky. The Husky asks, “Aren’t you having any?”The Coug replies, “No…I think I’ll wait for the police.”
by spencer peaty on Nov 23, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Here's my favorite
It was better back in the day, but given the way Husky fans always view their program — like, for example, the guy who said anything less than the Rose Bowl would be a disappointment after the USC win — it’s still applicable.
“Did you hear that Scott Woodward is thinking about replacing the FieldTurf at Husky Stadium with cardboard?”
“That’s weird … why would he do something like that?”
“Apparently, the Huskies look better on paper.”
by Nuss on Nov 23, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Come on Nuss!
At least drop the ones that are aimed towards us and not generic like that one.
Q: How do you neuter a Cougar?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?
A: Drool.
“Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much.”
- Don James.
by B Money on Nov 23, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I think that one was pretty specifically targeted towards UW
Given all the rhetoric I have to listen to every year about how great the Huskies are going to be.
Would this be better?
Q: How do you paralyze a Husky alum?
A: Ask them to sing their fight song.
OK, I’m not a good joke writer. BUT YOU SUCK AT SINGING YOUR FIGHT SONG!
by Nuss on Nov 23, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
niiiiiiiiiice
quite applicable to the current team and the purple take on them… Go Cougs!
If you can't Go Cougs... don't go.
by hollyweirdcoug on Nov 23, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Another Classic
Q: What are the eight words guaranteed to break a WSU cheerleader’s heart?
A: “Sorry honey, we just ran out of bacon”.
"Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much."
- Don James.
by B Money on Nov 23, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ha
I’m a freakin’ Coug and that’s funny.
by playerkyle14 on Nov 23, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who doesn't love bacon?
Why doesn’t the UW have ice in their cafeteria’s? The only student who knew the recipe graduated.
by 02Coug on Nov 23, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear...
That UW is no longer allowed to play there football games on grass? Apparently the cheerleaders were grazing it too much.
Did you hear Rolling Stones is playing at Husky Stadium? They are 8 point favorites.
by crimson and gray on Nov 24, 2009 1:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Found this gem in an old apple cup article-
“Dr. Stan Cole, a retired Seattle veterinarian and WSU alumnus, delights in carrying around a 1997 Seattle newspaper clipping with a headline that says, “UW perceived as arrogant, public image survey shows.”
“They spent $60,000 to learn what any Cougar could have told them,” Cole said last Saturday with a big smile."
by spencer peaty on Nov 23, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
arrogance might be difficult this year considering they are 3-20 in the last 2 years.
yes i am obsessive, obnoxious, in your face and all about covering the spread. those are my good qualities.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 26, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I heart pictures.
Just figured I’d share some of the pics on my computer with y’all.
by playerkyle14 on Nov 23, 2009 2:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
well
that 3rd one might not be appropriate, but it was from a t-shirt that was made back in the day. my bad.
by playerkyle14 on Nov 23, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that washington huskie cheerleader has some nice apples.
yes i am obsessive, obnoxious, in your face and all about covering the spread. those are my good qualities.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 26, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bulletin Board
Link
“Middleton said he didn’t care about any of that but that "we plan on scoring at least 50 points.’’
Meanwhile, Nick Holt scowled, snorted, and went back to wondering how to cover the deep post.
by cougfan on Nov 23, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, he just wanted to impress with a big number.
remember, most huskys have to ask to ask two of their teammates to take off their shoes, hold out their hands, and then count their OWN fingers to get to 50.
by jj_fekl on Nov 24, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Some of my Favorites from the fantastic Huskiessuck.com
It’s the Apple Cup. WSU is playing at the UW, which has a first down with three minutes left in the first half. A UW fan sets off a firecracker, and WSU, thinking it’s the end of the first half, runs off the field… Three plays later, UW punts.
Q: What’s the first place a Husky cheerleader goes in the morning?
A: Home
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Rose Bowl?
A: The Huskies
Q: What do you call an Husky with 100 girlfriends?
A: A Shepard
Q: What do you call a female Husky who takes birth control pills?
A: A Humanitarian
by GoCougs on Nov 23, 2009 4:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The rural jokes just don’t fly against UW…I’ll accept the fat cheerleader and crappy football barbs. But seriously…
Q: What do you call an Husky with 100 girlfriends?
A: A Shepard
That’s one of the oldest WSU jokes around.
"Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much."
- Don James.
by B Money on Nov 24, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got one
Q: How many Huskies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in, and four to try and figure out how it can become a national championship, probably based off of some little known light bulb screwing poll that nobody’s ever heard of.
by Nuss on Nov 24, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's the spirit!
I’ll tell that one to my boss…he’s a coog alum.
"Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much."
- Don James.
by B Money on Nov 24, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Q: What's the difference between a washing machine
and a UW cheerleader?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around like a puppy after you drop a load in it.
by TiltingRight on Nov 24, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
remember you do not need a dual threat qb to win in this game. lmao!
yes i am obsessive, obnoxious, in your face and all about covering the spread. those are my good qualities.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 26, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you quotable Sark
On his recruiting class:
“We were a ‘C,’ " Sarkisian said. “We were average. We should be better.”
On the fog machine recruiting violation:
“I want to make it clear that this wasn’t about us trying to push the envelope or anything like that,” Sarkisian said.
He thought the fog machine wouldn’t be a violation because the Huskies don’t use it as part of their game-day experience.
Now I went to the UW-Oregon game and what did I see when they ran out of the tunnel….a fog machine! Enjoy Neuheisel Lite, UW. All the shadiness, half the coaching ability.
by cougfan on Nov 23, 2009 6:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty Good Stuff Guys
Keep it comeing because both of are teams sucks so badly that mocking each other may be the only meaningful fun we have all week.
Oh question…about the rules…are sheep jokes allowed?
by John Berkowitz on Nov 24, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
"Everything else is fair game!"
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Dancing Football on Nov 24, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
(I'm going to hell for this one)
Q: What’s better than a Husky winning gold at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
by TiltingRight on Nov 25, 2009 12:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That joke is SO wrong.
A husky? Winning? Absurd.
by jj_fekl on Nov 25, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now THAT'S a funny joke!
There’s got to be a way to combine those two.
by Nuss on Nov 25, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One of my personal favorites
There was once a Cougar and an Husky who lived next door to each other. The Cougar owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Husky’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Husky pick up the egg. The Cougar ran up to the Husky and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Husky disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Cougar said, “In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.” The Husky agreed to this and so the Cougar found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Husky and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Husky fell to the floor clutching his nuts and howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Husky stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to kick you.” The Cougar said, “Keep the egg.”
by balogan on Nov 25, 2009 8:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear they're replacing the turf in Husky Stadium with natural grass?
It’s so the cheerleaders can graze at halftime.
by Cougar999 on Nov 26, 2009 6:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What do Huskies and opossums have in common?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
by Cougar999 on Nov 26, 2009 7:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
wait till jake locker gose to the nfl.
the huskies will be lucky to win 2 games next year
yes i am obsessive, obnoxious, in your face and all about covering the spread. those are my good qualities.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 26, 2009 7:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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