We have to move quickly. The new Big 12(-2) is going to have to be called something else. If we all start referring to it as the "Little Ten," there is the potential that it could catch on. Please join with me, and whenever you refer to the Conference of the Absurd, refer to it as the Little Ten. I fear that if we don't get this done, they'll be referred to as the "Texas Ten," which will be both accurate and vomit-inducing.