Naked Oregon State Lineman Charges Cops, Gets Tased
by Brian Floyd on Aug 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT
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PrintHere at Washington State, we've had our share of dumb crimes over the years. Xavier Hicks put rubbing alcohol in a roommate's contact solution, then promptly was arrested driving away from jail with a suspended license. Andy Mattingly also once used a frying pan as a weapon. I bring these up because Oregon State may have just won the offseason arrest of the year award.
When officers arrived, they ordered him to get on the ground several times, but he refused.
Then Thomas, who had reportedly been drinking, got into a "three-point stance" and lunged at the officers, who Tased him.
Naked 300 pound lineman? Check. Naked 300 pound lineman in a three-point stance? Double check. Naked 300 pound lineman firing out of said three-point stance and promptly being tased by the police? Give that man an award.
Needless to say, Oregon State is one lineman short this season after Tyler Thomas' performance of epic proportions this weekend.
Here's to you, Mr. Thomas. You take extracurricular training to a whole new level.
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From redshirt to no shirt to orange jumper.
I wonder how man UO “pots” are calling this kettle black.
Currently asking my lawyer what "mental anguish" is worth in court.
Hope those stupid husky ads on here pay well.
Hey, look everyone
J.J. got rid of his underscore. Congratulations. I just noticed.
"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here." - Jeremy Grey
The new look,
looks a lot tougher. It is almost gangsta with the capital K.
"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here." - Jeremy Grey
Sorry, that is the street coming out in me.
"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here." - Jeremy Grey
You need a tagline
“aka jj_fekl” Puff Daddy changed to P.Diddy and it was a big deal.
"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here." - Jeremy Grey
Just read the other thread
got it. Nice.
"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here." - Jeremy Grey
Real men of genius
“here’s to you Mr. 300 pound lineman who lunged at cops from a 3 point stance while naked’
Bud light presents: Real men of Genius
real men of genius
Today we salute you: Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player.
Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!
You know that to really invade someone’s home properly, you must go au naturale.
Can I borrow your bathrobe?
Its one thing to be arrested. But charging the cops from a three-point stance while being tased, is quite another.
Careful where you shoot that!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh nudist of the gridiron. Because thanks to you, we’ll never think about running a naked bootleg the same way again.
Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!
Bud Light Brewing, Anheuser-Busch, ST. Louis MO
by J.J. FeKl on Aug 23, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 15 recs
nice one
way better than my meager effort. I especially like the bathrobe line
Holy crap that may be the comment of the year.
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by Craig Powers on Aug 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that happens when you get tased.
Maybe wear some clothes next time?
by Kyle Rancourt on Aug 23, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tase me, bro!
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.nowpublic.net/images//3f/3/3f3971b473f948c5fb4158c21e9085d0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nowpublic.com/life/dont-tase-me-bro-top-quote-year&usg=__wMtFxyv0dylT6pht7qHxcZR4L5I=&h=346&w=600&sz=80&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=bozKGgyjA6KqlM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=139&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddon%27t%2Btase%2Bme%2Bbro%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D583%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=239&vpy=154&dur=152&hovh=170&hovw=296&tx=196&ty=102&ei=XVFzTKHSKYqcsQPihuyjDQ&oei=H1FzTKjYE4KisAPvirmBDQ&esq=9&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0
I just had to come say bravo
fantastic stuff
--Dave
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Still not my favorite
As a OSU student during my undergrad years, it still doesn’t top Ben Siegert stealing a ram from a barn studying homosexuality in sheep. Yeah, we got on SportsCenter for that one…
http://www.nctimes.com/news/national/backpage/article_20fe2f15-b494-517b-8053-8bdb6f7e26fe.html
We'd save money on pads at least.
by Brian Floyd on Aug 23, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ZING.
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by Craig Powers on Aug 23, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Twitter Nuss already asked this,
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by Craig Powers on Aug 23, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but @NussCoug did not get much of a response
Which either means no one else wonders this, or nobody pays attention to my Twitter.
Do you ever wonder how many pay attenion to your twitter account?
by well you win some and lose others on Aug 23, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I do wonder how many of those 385 pay attention
WSU just does not have an active Twitter community. We need to change that.
More players need to tweet too
I feel a little creepy friend requesting all the players on Facebook.
According to the story
it looks like he’s already interested in cougars.
32-year-old woman reported there was a naked man in the upstairs office of her residence
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
But it's so perfect.
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by Craig Powers on Aug 23, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing by your username
the joke hits a little too close to home?
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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