I wasn't going to do a follow up meme/.gif post after the big win, because, well, I thought everyone was happy enough as is. But just for the hell of it (and because Craig requested it on Twitter), I figured I'd go for it. So without further ado:
With a 730 kickoff, I had plenty of time to...
Opening kickoff returned 95 yards for a TD...
Receive the kickoff and Marshall and Co. move the ball, but end up stalling at the ASU 40.
Punt into the endzone for a touchback. Vontaze Burfict complains of being targeted after jawing with several WSU players.
Connor Halliday comes in...
...throws an 85 yard bomb to Marquess Wilson for a TD.
Flubbed snap on the PAT. ASU goes three and out. Rickey Galvin FUMBLE! Despite excellent field position, WSU holds the Sun Devils to a FG.
Cougs drive the field, answer with a FG of their own. Pathetic pooch punt kickoff ensues. ASU starts on their own 45.
WSU and ASU exchange 3 and outs. Marquess Wilson catches another TD.
Another pathetic WSU kickoff, ASU starts on their own 44, scores TD just before end of half.
Halftime, switch to another channel and see this:
Opening drive of the second half, WSU drives, punts into the "coffin corner" at the 28....
Cougs manage to stop ASU, receive punt and go 6 plays for 80 yards and ANOTHER Marquess Wilson TD. Unsportsmanlike conduct called on Wilson for... uh... scoring?
Cougs kick off from the bleachers, assessed another penalty, putting ASU on the Cougar 40 yd line.
ASU scores a TD. WSU goes three and out. ASU drives the field, and is stopped on 3rd and 4th down in an incredible defensive stand.
Marquess Wilson gets an intentional grounding, but then Halliday drives the team 96 yards for another TD. This time to Isiah Barton.
ASU gets ball, drives field, goes for FG... and MISSES!!!
Cougs drive the length of the field, Winston scores on a 1 yard run.
Cougs kick off, ASU FUMBLES! Vontaze Burfict and Will Sutton are very butt hurt.
COUGS WIN! COUGS WIN!