EDIT NUSS: This is so many times better than anything any of us could ever come up with in the wake of that travishamockery that I offer it with just one comment -- if foul language offends your delicate sensibilities, do not click "Continue reading this post." However, if a well-placed four-letter word can cause you to laugh hysterically .......
And yes, I turned off the comments. Because it doesn't need any.
Since no analysis is forthcoming (just observing this, not a criticism), I decided to try and add a little levity by posting my thought process from pregame to postgame in photos, memes and .gifs.
The first Dr. Pepper commercial is played:
Cougs receive kickoff, promptly go three and out:
Cal gets the f'd up rugby punt, and scores 2 and half minutes later. Isi Sofele looks all world.
Cougs receive kickoff, promptly go 3 and out:
We hold Cal to a 3 and out:
Cougs get first down on a PI call, then go three and out:
Cougs allow Cal TD, blocks extra point:
WSU drives the field, get's delay of game on field goal attempt, then FUMBLES:
A couple of ineffective drives by both teams:
Cal TD, WSU 3 and out, Cal FG, WSU 3 and out with a personal foul on Lobster for throwing a D lineman:
Opening drive of 2nd half, Cal walk-on Fullback runs for 43 yd TD:
Couple of ineffective drives by both teams, and I started thinking about better uses of my time:
WSU, down 30 points near the end of the 3rd, goes for 3:
WSU scores off of Cal fumble:
More ineffective drives, game mercifully ends:
I start to try to deal with the fact that all of the teams I root for suck: