Come to Night with Cougar Football....and the B-Lot Drunkards

by BigWood! on Dec 9, 2011 11:11 AM PST

With all the hullaballoo of a new coaching regime and bringing together our common shared interests of getting drunk and bidding on Cougar memorabilia, the B-Lot Tailgating crew got together to sponsor a VIP Table at A Night with Cougar Football on February 11th in Seattle. Interest and liver performance was so high that we overbooked our allotment and decided to sponsor a SECOND table. Turns out, we weren't as popular as we were hoping and still have four seats available at table two.

That's where YOU come in! YOU (yes YOU) have the not-that-rare opportunity to witness the lot of us make fools of ourselves, bid $1000 for a Romeen Abdolmohammadi autographed jockstrap in woolybugger's name, watch B-Lot Tailgater propose to Connor Halliday and yours truly attempt to Greco-Roman wrestle Mkristo Bruce before he leases me an Altima.

In short, we need the dudes and you want to come. Your wife will be upset that you drank and spent way too much on Cougar Football, but make it up to her on Valentine's Day three days later. You'll want to witness Leach declare the pirate thing dead and cavemen are the new awesome; Bill Moos will be there to announce how many more games we're moving to Qwest Field and Elson Floyd will be shotgunning beers with two middle fingers pointed toward Kansas.

Come sit with us; we need you more than you need us. We have been told there will be a closet to house all of the pants in the room.

Details:

Saturday February 11th, 2011, Bell Harbor Conference Center, Seattle

Cost $150 donation, includes your seat at the table (which is guaranteed to have at least one Cougar Celebrity), dinner and booze.

We are collecting money now to get the table finalized, so we are taking applications on a first come-first served basis, rather than which one of you is the coolest. Besides, this is going to be a judgement free table: cool people are not allowed.

If you're interested, hit me up on twitter at @BigWoodWSU or B-Lot at @Seastorm24, or in the comment section.

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