Andrew Furney Is Basically The Next Barry Sanders
I have a few favorite moments from this past football season, but have been unable to sit and write them down since the season ended. Immediately after the Apple Cup, the attention turned to the coaching situation, with Paul Wulff losing his job and Mike Leach being hired in his place in a 24-hour span. Now that there's a bit of free time, I figured I'd share some of these, beginning with a story about a kicker.
There's an unwritten rule when it comes to practice about what's can be reported on and not, and we all honor it. Play-calling, strategy, installs and the like are all off-limit, limiting the actual information that comes out of practice to injuries, participation and depth chart items.
In this case, though, I think the statute of limitations has expired, and the sequence in question wasn't really about strategy anyway. Exercising caution, it's been something I've held onto for a long time, but considering the previous coaching staff is long gone, I think it's fair to share. It involves a special teams drill and was the funniest thing I saw all season.
To set the scene, special teams drills are done early on during practice -- usually one of the first segments. There's punt drills and placekicking drills, and then the specialists disappear to work individually on their skills. The following took place during the placekicking drill, which pits the two starting units against one another.
During the drill, which is mostly for kickers to practice live against a rush from various distances and angles, there are always fakes thrown in. Sometimes the scrambles are due to a botched snap while others are planned trick plays. They're never too successful for reasons that should be obvious.
However, there was one time the drill was beyond successful. It was so successful that the players watching on the sideline erupted in cheers and laughter, while the rest of the onlookers tried to stifle their own giggles. It involved Andrew Furney, and you can probably guess which direction this is going.
Furney took a pitch from Dan Wagner and ran toward the edge with one man to beat. It was Furney versus a defensive back, and there was no way in hell the kicker was going to win the race to the edge. But in a surprising move, WSU's suddenly fleet-of-foot kicker planted his right leg, faked like he was going to go outside and cut back inside.
The defensive back -- a starter whose name is being withheld to protect the innocent -- went sliding right by. On his backside. On the turf. Juked by Andrew Furney.
This would be embarrassing enough, especially with the players on the sideline already screaming and chanting. But no, as Furney made his way past his now prone opponent, he turned around and dropped the football next to him. It was like a comedian dropping the microphone and admiring his work.
The offense rallied around jumping up and down, and it was basically this audio, in visual form. I still giggle whenever I picture it, and probably always will.
I bring this up not to embarrass the player who Furney juked, but instead to give a pat on the back to the under-appreciated kicker. Furney is an excellent kid with a funny sense of humor, though he rarely sees the spotlight.
And his Barry Sanders impression was my favorite moment of the 2011 season.
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under-appreciated? I love our chubby kicker
and his fam for asking why they hadn’t heard Toto yet.
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by TiltingRight on Feb 13, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
I just want to know which DB he burned
We’re all Coug family, we don’t need to hide who got burnt. I am guessing initials NW.
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I have another suspect in mind.
by Mark Sandritter on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
Oh my gosh, somebody GIF'd that
That is twice as funny is slow motion. I remember watching that and thinking that he reminded me of a kicker trying to look like he was making an effort to stop a return but was really just trying not to get hurt. I’ll still stick with my guy though.
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I always picture Chris Berman narrating this
WOOP! WOOP!
by Kyle Rancourt on Feb 14, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions
With Benny Hill playing in the background.
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by TiltingRight on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Out of all the DBs you'd guess Washington? He did get hurdled by Williams but...
I would put Toomer (seen above) #1, Locker, Buchanon…
Really dude, it's not like we can rule out any of them.
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by TiltingRight on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
pretty sure we can rule out Damante Horton, who is by law, the greatest Cornerback of all time.
by BigWood! on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ima let you finish, but Damante Horton is the best cornerback of all time.

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by TiltingRight on Feb 14, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Somebody needs to make a GIF
of a barry sanders juke with furneys head on it
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So what I gather from this is the following:
Not only will we score a lot of points, PATs will become a thing of the past as Andrew Furney just lines up behind a fullback on 2-point conversion attempts.
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by Michael The Coug on Feb 13, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions
I think he would actually line up as the fullback.
Furney don’t need no lead blocking.
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by Coug999 on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I say we use him as the option quarterback from now on
Here’s the trick: he never options. FAT KICKER TRUCKSTICK!
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by Michael The Coug on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
FAT KICKER TRUCKSTICK
is the name of my Kid Rock cover band.
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by TiltingRight on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
WOAH! HEY!
FAT KICKER TRUCKSTICK is the name of MY Linkin Park coverband
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by Michael The Coug on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 AM PST up reply actions
Hey Cosmo Kramer
It’s a statute of limitations, not a statue of limitations.
In this case, though, I think the statue of limitations has expired, and the sequence in question wasn’t really about strategy anyway.
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by B-Lot tailgater on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
All statues have limitations on their mobility, I don't see what your point is
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That is funny I didn;t realize it was Seinfeld episode
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by B-Lot tailgater on Feb 13, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
Babu =/= The Soup Nazi
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by B-Lot tailgater on Feb 14, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
NO SOUP FOR YOU
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by Neil Vincent Roberts on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
Pretty sure
the next Barry Sanders will be a freshman at Stanford next year.
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I'd settle for Mike Alstott
loved that guy in the NFL!
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It has 9 recs currently, so it certainly would be.
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by Craig Powers on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
Little known CougCenter fact:
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by Coug999 on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
To quote the Mike Leach post Baylor win video
“We’re going to have to roll the **** out of some people.”

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