Against the BYU Cougars, I have a few things, as your PAC-12 brother and a Utah fan, to say: Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was civis Romanus sum ["I am a Roman citizen"]. Today, in PAC-12 football on 8/30/2012, the proudest boast should be "Ich bin ein Wazzu Cooooog!"... All free, thinking men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Pullman tomorrow night, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Wazzuster!" Go Cougars, beat BYU! Make us proud, and good luck in all your games. Except maybe one.