With the Cougs on a bye, let's take a look around the conference and see how things are going elsewhere.
Utah continues it's trend of being completely unpredictable, but they haven't won in the Coliseum since 1916 so more people should've seen this coming. Travis Wilson threw for 51 yards and 2 picks, battling through a finger injury that was obviously giving him some problems. Utah marched to the USC 25 and kicked a field goal on the opening drive, and everything that followed was bad.
Let's check in with Utah fans...
unless you like screaming at your TV in anger amd frustration
And USC, you guys cool?
USC - Conquest Chronicles
An now they are interviewing Coach Cookie Monster…..could listen to him talk all day :)
UCLA 14 - 42 Oregon
GameDay went to Eugene for a match up of two top teams on the West Coast. The UCLA defense came off the bus ready to play, forcing a turnover on Oregon's opening drive and setting the offense up to take the first lead of the game. The first half played even, adhering to the customary ritual of Oregon playing with its food. The Bruins traded TDs with Ducks for three quarters, then Oregon did what Oregon does and their offense exploded for a 21 point 4th quarter.
History books are written by the victors, what say you Ducks?
Oregon - Addicted to Quack
throwing so we can’t watch our game!
LIKE FUCKING SERIOUSLY
WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH SHITTY STARTS AGAINST EVERYBODY WITH A PULSE?!
HEY, IF THE FUCKING BALL IS 8 YARDS DEEP IN THE FUCKING END ZONE, KNEEL DOWN. THEY GIVE YOU 25 FREE YARDS.
OFFENSIVE LINE HURTS ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION.
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE 2ND QUARTER FROM NOW ON.
OR WAS THAT A NYQUIL DREAM?
WHEN THEY SHOWED MALDONADO JUMPING TO CATCH THE SNAP, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED
DON’T DO ANYTHING CREATIVE, JUST GIVE US DA BAW
DEM DERES HEISMAN NUMBERS
ALWAYS RUNS TOWARDS THE SAME ENDZONE- ONLY EFFECTIVE IN THE SECOND AND FOURTH QUARTERS
IT HAS A HIGH PROBABLITY OF SUCKING ASS
Classy helmet to helmet hit and then sleep gesture. Fuck off to hell.
"OK to taunt TWICE. Why? Because he’s a white guy?"
UCLA’s Defense apparently thinks they have a chance in this game. That’s cute.
WONDER IF IT MIXES WITH VODKA
CONTAIN AND MAINTAIN A FUCKING GAP.
MAKE HIM THROW EVERY FUCKING PLAY.
HAVE HIM TRUCK THAT WHITE GUY’S ASS.
THIS IS LIKE POURING ACID INTO MY EYES
I BELIEVE I WILL START WATCHING IN THE 3RD QUARTER FROM NOW ON.
WHY DO WE LOOK LIKE SHIT IN EVERY FIRST HALF THIS YEAR? FOCUS FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Its pretty ridiculous that he is still on the team.
Done with caps, what’s the fucking point. Team doesn’t care to show up.
FLORIDA STATE HAD THEIR WAY WITH A SHITTY ACC TEAM TODAY, WE SUCK BECAUSE WE ARE UNABLE TO DO THAT.
LORD OF THE RINGS ON TNT FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO I CAN GET MY HEAD RIGHT.
I DON’T KNOW WHY LOTR WILL GET MY HEAD RIGHT BUT I THINK IT WILL.
AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO TAKE OFF MY UNDERPANTS
YOU ALL SHOULD BE AWARE
ALIOTTI’S STRANGE EWEB ENDORESMENT
We’ll be lucky to get to the NCG with this shit
SUCK IT, DOUBTERS.
I REALLY REALLY DO
AND RAISE THEIR BABIES
CONSIDER IT AN ORDER
WHERE DOES THE WHITE GO WHEN SNOW MELTS.
ASK NICK ALIOTTI IF UCLA'S PERFORMANCE ON DEFENSE WAS BULLSHIT AND BUSH LEAGUE.
ASK HOW MUCH BOOSTERS NEED TO PAY
TO INSURE WE GET A KICKER IN THIS RECRUITING CLASS
WHY IS MUSBERGER STILL FELLATING ANDREW LUCK?
"What did you say to the guys at halftime?"
"Well, we all took off our pants and screamed at the top of our lungs about how much we suck. After 20 minutes of that we were ready to come out and dominate."
Way to be, champs. Bruin's Nation seems slightly aggravated by their offensive coordinator.
UCLA - Bruins Nation
may your spirit live on in our memories. And if you’re at today’s game, please don’t forget your blue placard.
Get that overhyped team off the TV already!
These guys are pissed
This fucking guy is starting to piss me off
Ok system, terrible playcaller
How big is that stadium? Seems like there’s a million people in there
Wth Calzone’s playcalling
but glad we tried
Aliotti says you’re supposed to quit, you low-class losers
playing with swagger. We need that
UCLA never gets these guys.
So close, damn it
THROW THE BALL
He is so badass
that or adidas makes their unis outta toilet paper...
We don’t have a chance blah blah mariota is a god blah 3 freshman on the line blah blah blah
the gift that keeps on giving, favorite duck ever <3
she’s 5, but I know he’d wait
So I only got to watch until the hundley interception and now listening on AM radio, but MAN I’m really hoping we can pull this out! I keep praying but sadly realizing that God may not really care about football. Haha
MEMO TO MAZZONE: LETS HAVE SOME BALLS IN THE SECOND HALF!!!!
Someone needs to kidnap Mazzone.
fuckin punting is winning
Our QB and OC both suck a bag of dicks right now.
FIRE mazzone, you will never get to the next level with him.
Uh… Not sure we’re gonna make it, sports fans
Arizona 44 - 20 Colorado
Good job, good effort Colorado. Zona extends the Buffalo's PAC-12 losing streak to 12 games behind Ka'Deem Carey's 119 yards on 23 carries and four touchdowns. Bonus points to Colorado for keeping Carey from being the leading rusher, minus points for allowing Wildcat QB B.J. Denker to rack up 192 yards on 15 keepers. Also bonus points for trying a fake punt from your own 17, and for Paul Richardson trying to fight his cousin that plays corner for Arizona.
Take it away Buffs.
Colorado - The Ralphie Report
what could possibly go wrong?
That’s a pretty good play
But we let their QB run for 181 yards? WTF?
That's some depressing shit Colorado. Even more depressing? Arizona's game thread has six comments, five by the author.
Arizona - Arizona Desert Swarm
Glasses ref confirms Paul Richardson scored on a 75-yard touchdown.
Garic Wharton coughs it up. Buffs look intent on getting that illusive Pac-12 win.
Should Denker come out?
a question that goes unanswered.
Stanford 20 - 12 Oregon State
Stanford went back to their grind it out style and followed running back Tyler Gaffney 145 yards down the field. Gaffney scored three times, including a 32 yard scamper that serves as the Stanford offensive highlight. Kevin Hogan was 8-18 for 88 yards. OSU only managed 288 yards of offense, way below what's been their standard 500+. Sean Mannion went 41-57 for 271 and one touchdown, Brandin Cooks had 80 yards on 9 receptions. Guess this was a good game if you like defense?
Oregon State - Building the Dam
Mike Parker is spumping
..with talent I mean
Is that normal?
As Coach Riley would say
but at least we know we’re… kinda for real maybe?
can win a couple more games perhaps
Building the Dam: Home to the only game thread in existence that can be read aloud to 5 year olds in Sunday school. That can be a badge of honor, or something.
Stanford - Rule of Tree
Just placed on the ground.
Pass Interference has been redefined for this game
Keep running ’til they shut it down
OK, so PI is now grabbing a guy’s helmet and trying to pull his head off. I get it.
I realize he’s the backup kicker, but you should be able to find someone better than that.
The elephant package picks up 50% of the required yards 100% of the time. By my recollection, faulty though may it be, this was the 3rd game this season where converting a third down in short yardage would have immediately led to the victory formation. This is also the third such game where you chose to run the ball straight up the gut with zero misdirection or any pretense of a run outside. Please stop.
A concerned alumnus
I take it back. Apologies Beavers, Stanford is equally PC in the most G rated way possible. Poop.
California 17 - 41 Washington
Holding Bishop Sankey to 241 yards is no way to win a game, Cal. Sankey had two touchdowns, a first half average rush of 11.8 yard/carry, and Keith Price added a couple more, including a 68 yard bomb to Jaydon Mickens to snap the Huskies' recent skid in PAC-12 play. The Golden Bears are reasserting themselves as the North cellar dweller on a weekly basis, but Jared Goff is still moving their offense, completing 32-54 for 336 yards and a touchdown following a week where he was challenged as the starter. Keep your head up Cal. And good to hear the Don James tribute went well for our rivals, great coach deserving of a great memorial.
So, dogs, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Washington - UW Dawg Pound
And what shitty play calling.
Or we would be in trouble now
fix your shit Wilcox
to put the fear of God into Colorado.
And a fitting close to this week's wrap up -- DOOOOOM
California - California Golden Blogs
Mannion is just standing there like he’s on downers and getting obliterated by the pass rush.
Oh man, this uni combo + the huskies colors is ugly in SD
a first down, and no fumble.
Well, relative to everything else.
We are terrible…
Am I drunk for thinking this old guys in Vegas movie looks amusing?
Trouble finding your All American TE?
Well, come play Cal and all your troubles and ailments will be cured!
We specialize in making struggling teams, QBs, offenses, and defenses look like national title contenders.
And the second quarter. And third quarter. And the fourth quarter. And halftime.
all my hopes for this year stanford lose out washington 7 and 5
GODDAMMIT SONNY WE HIRED YOU TO NOT PUNT ON THOSE PLAYS
I need some fuckin’ tacos. Someone bring me some tacos.
i have a feeling sanky is gonna kill us
Only a two score game. Definitely closer than I thought it would be at this point.
What’s a world series?
the score is we fuckin’ suck
im not sure if i like sonny or not
our god damn coverage sucks
I made it to the 2nd quarter and I’m still awake.
Also, we still suck in the red zone.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH A MEANINGFUL TOUCHDOWN SCORED WHEN THE GAME IS HYPOTHETICALLY IN DOUBT I CAN’T BELIEVEIT I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
OMG WE CAN HAZ TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
It’s like the World Series of Poker, but with baseball.
Luck is a horse-faced caveman.
that is the time to call a draw.
But I don’t like sonny dykes’s face…
Real talk, my gf is at target and denied my request of a tmnt foot soldier action figure so I’m extra bitter…
I’m going to call UW #18 "douche"
Welp. Looks like I can go to bed now.
I hate those face shots of Dykes everytime something happens. I’ve never seen a guy look so astounded at how badly things are going
what a dick, sark, what a dick
I'm sure your second half threads are equally entertaining, but I like the tone where this ended. Roll on, you Bears.
Now you're all caught up on PAC-12 football from the weekend, in only 4617 words.