1. Run numerous times on third and medium or third and long
2. Pass the ball only nine times, completing only four for positive yardage (all to Jeshua Anderson)
3. Play a banged-up quarterback for the whole game even though he a) isn't passing and b) could get injured again in a meaningless game
3. Use the above to destroy our school's only source of pride, our consecutive game scoring streak, dating back to 1984.
But you know what? I saw this on wsucougars.com, and I felt a heck of a lot better:
via grfx.cstv.com
23 days.