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EXTRA! EXTRA! W.S.C. GIVES WHITMAN WHAT FOR IN A GAME OF FOOT BALL

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NEWS FLASH! PULLMAN, WA!

The young whippersnappers of the Washington State College are at it again! The Fighting Cougar Cats are giving it their all and fighting hard in a rip-roarin' game of foot ball!

They have silenced their hated opposition, the Missionaries of Whitman College. Next, it's on to O.S.C. in a hotly contested rivalry against the carpetbaggers from the Oregon Territory! What magic indeed! These Cougars are ready to take on anyone now after a fantastic homecoming victory! Today, Oregon. Next, the Germans! Soon - the World. Nothing can stop these young foot ballers from total world domination.

But lo! Trouble on the horizon for the roarin' Cougars. News today from Pullman tells us of two players suspended! Making moonshine in the Stimson student dormitory!

Alas this comes on the tails of another young man under duress - young Jeremiah Morton of Oregon - dismissed from his squad for the theft of a printing press! 

Time will tell if W.S.C. can come back from this gallimaufry and make a run at the Bowl of Roses!