Kyle Sherwood and I put our collective thought power together to come up with the best possible solution for WSU basketball's head coaching vacancy.
Kyle: hypothetically, how many more No's do we need before we hire Bone back?
Craig: All of the Big Sky, I would guess
Kyle: I just want Moos to release a statement that says "Fuck it, why not?"
Craig: Dress him up in a mustache. Call him Kam Bone. Say it's his brother
get him a suit from 2014. nobody will recognize him
Craig: I say he HAS to chew on the sideline. With a waterbottle for a spittoon
Kyle: HAMBONE smokes e-cigs
Craig: "Coach, why did you leave the sideline for 10 minutes in the second half?"
"Damn libs won't let me vape on the bench. But you can't expect me to go without vapin' for two hours. Ain't natural."
We should e-mail Bone and Moos about doing this
Would make WSU basketball way more interesting
Kyle: let a student coach during the Bone's smoke breaks, decided by halfcourt shots at timeout
we could get pretty much every game on national tv if we do this right
Craig: At the very least, we'll get some nice sponsorship money from Blu or whatever e-cigs are popular
Kyle: Stephen Dorf could be our Ashley Judd!
this is how our meeting with Moos would go
Craig: I don't know how we would fail
Wonder if Bone can grow his own thick mustache?
Kyle: it might work better if it were fake and the wrong color
Craig: Fiery red?
Kyle: this idea is so fantastic, i'm kind of upset we're still going after Rice
Craig: Me too. If Moos really wants an "impact" hire, this is the way to go.
Kyle: YOU WANTED BUZZ