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A song for your holiday season!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 12 Washington State at Arizona State Photo by Kevin Abele/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Good morning sports fans. In my neighborhood, the holidays are already in full swing, and I’ve found that it’s easier to just lean into it. For that reason, I have a themed-recap! From me to you, I present The 12 Days of Coug-mas. Sing it by the fire, surrounded by friends and family, as we evaluate all that we accomplished (or didn’t) so far.

*Clears throat* Maestro, cue the music.

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On the first day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

A fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the second day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the third day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the fourth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the fifth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Fiiiiive bowl games!!!!!

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the sixth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Six wins and losses,

Fiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the seventh day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

A seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the eighth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Eight Easop Winstons,

A Seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the ninth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Nine interceptions,

Eight Easop Winstons,

A Seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the tenth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Ten fourth down conversions,

Nine interceptions,

Eight Easop Winstons,

A Seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the eleventh day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

Eleven Borghi rushing touchdowns,

Ten fourth down conversions,

Nine interceptions,

Eight Easop Winstons,

A Seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive bowl games,

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic women’s soccer team!

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On the twelfth day of Coug-mas, WSU gave to me

The strangest Pac 12 season,

Eleven Borghi rushing touchdowns,

Ten fourth down conversions,

Nine interceptions,

Eight Easop Winstons,

A Seven-foot center,

Six wins and losses,

Fiiiive consecutive years of bowl games (!!!),

Four more years with Leach,

Three conference wins,

Two defensive coordinators,

And a fantastic, powerful, talented women’s soccer team!

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The main takeaway is that we have a really good women’s soccer team AND football isn’t over yet. You can have your own feelings about that, but I’m pretty excited. I’ll be at the bowl, and I’ll be streaming soccer today. Happy Holidays and Go Cougs!

Time for links:

WSU’s Leach agrees to extension
PULLMAN — Washington State Cougars football coach Mike Leach has agreed in principle to another rollover of his five-year contract, the school announced Thursday.

WSU volleyball set to go in NCAA tournament
It clearly was a bit of the unknown as the Washington State volleyball team embarked on the 2019 season.

Cougars’ Weaver named All-American
WSU SOCCER NOTEBOOK

Cougars vandalize Idaho
The Cougars men’s basketball team triumphed over the Idaho Vandals 78-65 in its annual battle for the Palouse.

Editorial Board: Sports need women writers
The second result that appears when you search for “women sports reporters” is a ranking of attractive female sports reporters.

Men’s basketball heads to Spokane
WSU men’s basketball faces the New Mexico State University Aggies at noon on Saturday at the Spokane Arena in Spokane, Washington. .