Good morning, Coug fans! Washington State football season is rapidly approaching, which means we’re one day closer to being back in the happiest place on Earth ... well, for some people, that is.

Obviously many of us see the great Gesa Field / Martin Stadium (the name is still taking some adjustment on my part) as the promised land, but when I took to Google I found that not everyone shares our sentiment. These are some reviews that made me laugh, and I hope they make you laugh too!

We’re starting with this one because I feel like it can’t be right. A too quiet stadium full of Cougs? I feel like it’s usually never a bummer when drunk frat guys are quiet, but I’ll give it to Hank Jr on this one. It must have been an off day, because we’re all used to the shirtless guys with paint on their chest, occasionally in the wrong order, yelling nonsense and stirring up tomfoolery. Even our greatest heroes have to hang their capes up sometimes. Hank, come to a game this season, I promise you you’ll have a good time.

Emily “SunDevilEmily” must have been abiding by the Golden Rule with this expertly penned, deliberately worded, and critically acclaimed review. I mean, she really made a solid point when she said “ ”. I’m sensing some bias in the name, SunDevilEmily. Which is fair, considering if we’re assuming she left this scathing feedback during the 2016/2017 season, we did beat Arizona State 37-32 that year. Don’t blame us for your own downfall, Emily. She even felt so strongly that she used another account to echo the same sentiment! Pictured below. It’s rude to plagiarize, even if it’s your own work. Be more original.

Moving on.

What I love about this review is that it is so uniquely Coug, and by that I mean: someone is literally vaping in a child’s face, and a fight was threatened, but it’s not even a one star. It paints such a story. Only this could happen at Martin.

Sounds like George can’t frickin’ hang. Also, he clearly wasn’t at the silent frat guy game. But go ahead and finish your thought, George, or do you not have more to say? It was probably just a typo but I’m going to bully him about it nonetheless. “Too loud,” — bring ear plugs. Get another beer. Are you even a Coug, George? Your last name is Toolson, get outta here with that nonsense.

Unsurprisingly, I wasn’t able to find a lot of other interesting bad reviews. Seems like the general consensus is our stadium and atmosphere is awesome, and if you disagree it’s probably a You thing. I don’t make the rules, I just critique the reviews.

Can’t wait to see everyone for another amazing season of Cougar football! Go Cougs!

Links

Cougars emphasize third downs; DTs coach evaluates position: Notes and observations from Day 13 of Washington State fall camp | Washington State University | khq.com
PULLMAN – Washington State will hold 25 fall camp practices ahead of its season opener Sept. 3 against Idaho. The Spokesman-Review will be in attendance for each of those, tracking

Predicting Every Power 5 College Football Team's MVP for 2022 Season | News, Scores, Highlights, Stats, and Rumors | Bleacher Report
Washington State Cougars: P Nick Haberer

At safety, a competition brews | National Sports | heraldbulletin.com
Aug. 19—One goal for the Washington State defense in fall camp: 30 takeaways in 25 practice days.

After turbulent 2021, Washington State eyes better offense | Raleigh News & Observer
Washington State football coach Jake Dickert is looking forward to a normal season.

Wolverines Knock off No. 20 Washington State in Season Opener - University of Michigan Athletics
The No. 9-ranked University of Michigan women's soccer team began its 2022 campaign with a 2-1 win over No. 20 Washington State on Thursday (Aug. 18) at U-M Soccer.

Cougar Comeback Falls Short at No. 9 Michigan - Washington State University Athletics
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – The Washington State women's soccer team opened the 2022 season with a 2-1 loss at No. 9/17 Michigan, Thursday evening at U-M Soccer Stadium.