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Sleep deprivation has many side effects. One of which is an inability to think clearly. My fellow CougCenter authors have already written many great things about WSU's win over Oregon State, and when I woke up this morning I struggled to come up with an angle. I did think "well, I could always do poetry."
And after seeing a writer friend of mine tweet this, this column's fate was sealed. So I present to you, in a series of bad haikus, Washington State's 39-32 win over Oregon State. Enjoy.
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Luke Falk starts his first
The Beavers lead by 10 points
Freshman is not fazed
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Third and goal arrives
Young QB flushed from pocket
Calmly hits Myers
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Beaver punt flies
Game has turned for the Cougars
Defense looks non-bad
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No Cracraft around
Tyler Baker fills the void
Wide open for six
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Defense bends again
But the Cougars stay ahead
Enough time to score?
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Thirty-six seconds
Beavers fall asleep on D
Deep to Vince Mayle
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Beavers take lead back
Cougars trail in fourth quarter
Freshman is not fazed
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Face third down again
New QB rolls to his right
Williams touchdown
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Phantom backwards pass
Cougar defense gets a stop
Refs get an assist
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Chance for clinching score
Galvin hurt on springing block
Refs blow strange whistle
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Cougs score anyway
Next play to Robert Lewis
A two-touchdown lead
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After Beavers score
Mayle with a clutch first down
Falk takes a knee
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On teammate's shoulders
Young quarterback celebrates
Five touchdowns, no picks